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what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context
Dude, my author fucking sucks.
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
when ur mom gets mad at u for staying up late
I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber
if you think about it
he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name
imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice
Ghandi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
im crying oh my god i went upstairs to steal a piece of cake because my mom has been gone for a few hours and i had the cake out and a plate and everything and i was just about to cut it when the phone went off so i answered and it was her and all she said was “dont touch the cake” then hung up
50 Shades of Grain
okAY, I’M FucKING DONe BECAUSE THIS JUST POPPED UP ON A WEBSITe I WAS JUST oN
THIS IS IT THIS IS HOW I FUCKING DIE
THEY NEED TO STOP USING HIS PICTURE FOR THINGS
BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT ENTIRELY
Welcome to Russia.
what the fuck is happening??